Beaver Cheese FAQApr 28th, '06
Q.: Who is in charge here?
A.: Jon Sullivan.
Q.: Who is reviewing the cheeses?
A.: At this point just Jon. We hope to have more reviewers soon. Sometimes my wife will try the milder cheeses. And the cat is a big fan of blues and stinky cheeses.
Q.: Will you be reviewing Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
A.: If we can find some. The man obsticle will probably finding some beavers who will let us milk them. But since beavers are mammels and produce milk, it's certainly possible to make beaver cheese. However, since no species of beaver is native to South America said cheese would still not be "Venezuelan" beaver cheese. I think our only real hope would be finding a family down there who has lots of pet beavers.
Q.: Your reviews suck. Do you know that? Your knowledge of cheese seems to be limited to watching the "wagon Wheel" episode of Schoolhouse Rock.
A.: Yes. We know. That's sort of the charm.
Q.: You said sage derby was was a semi-hard cheese, when it's classified by all cheese experts as a hard cheese. And the sage deby you tried looks to have food coloring in it, which means it's not even really sage derby. In fact if you want real sage derby you'll need to travel to Britain and talk to the Fowlers family of Earlswood (the family moved from Derbyshire to Warwickshire in 1918) who have been making traditional sage derby for over 100 years. Why don't you use real cheeses? The space alien looking sage derby you have there looks like it came from the local Quicky-Mart. Pfft.
A.: You, sir, need help.
Q.: Will you be reviewing other cheeses besides the ones in the Monty Python skit?
A.: Yes, but we need to get through those first. Yes, we'll be doing the Wallace & Gromit cheeses. As the hope is that the site will have a scope beyond just one joke, it's my hope this will turn into a large and comprehensive cheese review website.
Q.: You deleted my comment. Did I do something wrong?
A.: Probably not. It's just that I like to keep the comments "clean". Which means that I need to trim out off-topic comments, penis references, boring personal stories about bunnies, etc. Especially in the main articles for each cheese. This isn't a free speech zone, so don't even bother appealing to that. I want the site to be useful, pleasant, and fun. And I'm the one who gets to decide what fits. If that upsets you, I'm not sure there's anything I can do to help.
Q.: You're sort of an asshole sometimes aren't you?
A.: Yes. This is true. Its a character flaw of mine.
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